Naughty or Nice gift guide for book lovers (who don’t want books!)
The Naughty List (because it’s moRE: fun!)
Clitorally mind-bending pleasure, SONA stimulates the entire clitoris — even the parts you don’t see — with gentle sonic waves instead of conventional vibrations. This whisper-quiet sonic massager offers an entirely new orgasm, a prolonged climax after a sensual build-up. Its smooth, waterproof design is made from a single piece of premium silicone, making SONA incredibly easy to clean and soft to the touch. And because it doesn’t directly contact the clitoris, it can be used to generate multiple orgasms over and over again without any discomfort.
With the time-saving Speedy Cocktails at your side, you can never go wrong. Spend less time flipping through your recipe books and more time enjoying your guests with the easy-to-use recipes sectioned out into gin, whiskey, tequila, vodka, and rum, with 120 cocktail recipes, from the classic Old Fashioned and the Martini to new favourites like the Island Punch and Paloma Plus. This durable board book is perfect for easy clean up and safe storage and makes it easier than ever to find the right drink for every taste in a jiffy. Inside you’ll find, one jigger, one shaker, one muddler, one mixer and Speedy Cocktails.
Made with moisturizing aloe, maude's 100% natural lubricant is organic and ultra-hydrating. The gentle pH-balanced formula is free from glycerin and parabens and manufactured to the ideal osmolality for the body. Safe to use when trying to conceive. Can be used with toys and condoms. (Good to know!)
3/4 oz. is a company based in Montreal that crafts delicate syrups in small batches for cocktail enthusiasts. An alternative to commercial products, their syrups offer a refined and fresh taste for your cocktails. Each of the bottles in this kit can serve up to 6 drinks, for a total of 30 drinks. The five flavours are: tonic, ginger ale, spritz, cola, and honey sour. Gift set includes instructions on the back of the box as well as on each bottle. Cheers!
CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY 2.0 - CANADIAN EDITION CARD GAME (ADULT CONTENT) ($35)
We like this because it comes with an adult warning! Anyone will become naughty playing the popular Cards Against Humanity game 2.0 with ALL new CONTENT. A party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
Yes, products for “down there!” This set includes travel sizes of Rosebud Woman's four signature “intimate” skincare formulations including Refresh Cleansing Wipes: Cleans and cools safely, without surfactants or soaps. Bamboo cloth. 3 units. Soothe Calming Cream: Calms and cools redness, Reduces irritation and swelling. (15 ml / 0.5 oz.) Arouse Stimulating Serum: Stimulates and lubricates, plumps and tingles. (0.6 ml / 0.2 oz.) Honor Everyday Balm: Adds moisture, improves skin density, provides daily nourishment. (10 ml / 0.33 oz.)
Turn it up a cozy notch with this hammered copper Mule Mug, which has a solid brass handle and a tarnish-resistant coating to preserve its beauty and lustre. It’s a classic for serving iced cocktails such as the Moscow Mule — a blend of vodka, ginger beer and lime juice — but can be used to enjoy any chilled cocktail or refreshment (the metal keeps contents cool).
What can we say? You deserve well-deserved pleasure! Divvy is a wearable remote-controlled vibe designed to provide targeted, hands-free stimulation. Divvy’s motor swivels to conform to your anatomy and applies a little extra pressure where it counts. The remote can connect from a maximum distance of 30 feet and uses haptic technology that increases the vibration intensity, the harder you squeeze. Divvy is held in place by underwear and can either be used with the remote or as a standalone vibe with 3 intensity settings and 2 patterns. It’s also great to just hold and use if you’re more of a hands-on kinda babe.
The Nice List (because it’s good clean fun!)
This hydrating effervescent Bath Soak Gift Set is the perfect gift for any bath/book lover! Experience clean and decadent bath soaks, bath bombs and bubble oils with no harsh additives and zero synthetic fragrances. Bathorium is founded on the belief of indulgent beneficial bathing and reinventing bath time self-love rituals.
Set includes: Charcoal Garden Detox Bath Soak, Ancient Oat Hydration Bath Soak, Sea Kelp Serenity Bath Soak. 100% made in Canada.
A bamboo bath tray with book rest, incense cones and ceramic dish for the ultimate relaxing bath. Your nice avid reader gift getter will love propping their book on this beautiful tray!
Experience the healing power of nature with the Gaia Ultrasonic Diffuser that quietly humidifies air with therapeutic essential oils and diffuser oil blends. Auria is rooted in the Latin words for “air” and “golden,” nodding to the mystical power of sacred geometry and divine alchemy in its thoughtful packaging. Adjustable mist settings offer continuous misting up to 6 hours. Soft light option in 7 beautiful hues or one colour-changing mode. Auto shutoff when water level is low.
Curling up on the sofa for hours of reading is so nice and tempting with a cuppa tea! Sweet and spicy, not naughty, just nice. Come in from the cold and cozy up with this antioxidant rich gingerbread blend. Exclusive to Indigo. Ingredients: Organic Mesquite, Organic Lucuma, Organic Ginger Powder, Organic Cinnamon Powder, Organic Molasses Powder, Organic Allspice Powder, Organic Cloves, Organic Date Powder.
Good books. Warm tea. Fuzzy socks! Perfect the art of reading with this fabulous marvellous Mug with Socks gift set. It includes one generously sized white porcelain mug and a cozy pair of knit socks. This totally giftable set is sure to make them smile.
Mornings just got much more bearable. Never let your coffee get cold again with the USB Cup Warmer. Simply plug into your device's USB port and set your mug on top. How nifty!
The Love & Lore Variegated Wrap is an endlessly versatile wardrobe addition, perfect for layering over tees, sweaters, dresses or light jackets. This elegant piece transitions seamlessly from ‘going out’ looks to the office and everyday errands. Ultra-soft and generously sized, the black and heather grey striped wrap features a sweeping fringed edge. Totally Insta-worthy. Love & Lore is inspired by literature and creative women of the past and present. Modern and romantic, proving style and substance can live happily ever after. Swoon!
Library chic? The Love & Lore Floppy Wool Hat will keep you cozy and your style game on-point. Crafted from 100% wool felt in a midnight black, this easy-to-wear silhouette features a wide, floppy brim and features black belt detailing around the body and a naturally finished edge. Modern and romantic, showing style and substance can live happily ever after again!
Embrace your inner boss babe with a sophisticated work tote that just screams, “SHE-EO!" Rock your workplace with the Kinsley Tote bag with top zip closure, double top handles, Interior key chain strap and an Interior slip pocket. Perfect to complete a library chick look!
If YOU could choose one gift from the naughty list, tell us here! Likewise, what would you choose if you happen to be an angel? Let us know here!